Adventures in Spaaace!

Introvert masquerading as an extrovert.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via drownedintea)

  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

(via eatyourlesbians)

out-in-the-open:

He doesn’t remember her. He doesn’t have any memories of her. But he loves her and misses her so much. And you know that if she was alive, she would have  cherished him. Cherished them both.  

(via drownedintea)

There is a reason why heterosexual people are obsessed with asking similar-sex couples, “So, who’s the man?” They want to know who fucks and who, as it were, is fucked. Because sex is power – specifically, the exercise of male power upon women – then any time power is exercised, it invokes the spectre of male and female roles. When sex is defined by power, determine who has the power in the fuck and who does not, or who gains social status in the fuck and who loses it, and you will discover who must compulsorily be fucked by whom.

—The Ethical Prude: Imagining An Authentic Sex-Negative Feminism (via ninjabikeslut)

(via drownedintea)