Adventures in Spaaace!

Introvert masquerading as an extrovert.

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via drownedintea)

  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

(via eatyourlesbians)

out-in-the-open:

He doesn’t remember her. He doesn’t have any memories of her. But he loves her and misses her so much. And you know that if she was alive, she would have  cherished him. Cherished them both.  

(via drownedintea)